During a videochat with a friend this evening, Will declared that there is a potential flaw with taking a cruise out of brooklyn (as we were all collaborating to do, on a whim):

"Imagine thinking that you're on a cruise ship to the Caribbean only to realize you got on the Ikea shuttle ferry instead!"
He then added, “I’m standing there in my straw hat and Hawaiian shirt, and the guy next to me is holding up his Förlåt”
Do you ever accidentally leave the stopwatch on on your cellphone, and then you check it one day and 302:759:20 seconds have passed and you get depressed because so much time… gone… like that? That just happened to me and that’s how I feel. WILL WRITE!
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