Hollie: “There was a consortium and it was decided that you are walking the dogs”
Will: “A consortium?”
Hollie: “Is that not the right word? Is that not how it’s pronounced?”
Will: “No, it’s right. I’m just disturbed that you were holding a consortium with the dog”
One of my fav new past times is googling “meeting”– then lamenting about how this is how I wasted away my 20′s. Why didn’t someone tell me to work on a cruise ship or something?
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