“I’m Jewish and I don’t play tennis. No can do.”
– Will, in response to our friend Jen trying to convince us that we should move to Connecticut
I imagine this is what a connecticut family looks like
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Hollie: ”You make me so mad”
Will: “Why don’t you think of the things I do to make you happy… like, I didn’t watch the baseball game today.”
Hollie: “That didn’t make me happy, that just didn’t make me mad”
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“So I’m looking at this kid in her Yankee hat at the stadium, and thinking what a different life she’ll have than if she was born a Mets fan. She won’t know the anguish. She won’t know the heart it takes to stay rooting for your winless team… what it takes to be a real fan. Well, guess what kid. Derek Jeter isn’t always there to save the day. It ain’t all happy endings. Being a Mets fan prepares you for REAL LIFE.”
– One of Will’s Bitter Met fan diatribes this year, after a visit to Yankee Stadium
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